Nobody in my office can literally believe that this is what Horatio Sanz looks like now:

He lost 100 lbs!! Good for him….here’s an old pic of Horatio, who is now my personal hero who’s not made of chocolate pudding….

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We knew it would eventually happen, and I know I shouldn’t be stunned by this, but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married in a secret ceremony in Mexico last week. What’s sickening about it? (Besides the very real, and immediate possibility of me throwing up in my mouth.) Heidi didn’t tell her dear sweet mom:

“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up!…She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that. I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”

WELL SHE KNOWS NOW, GENIUS!

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A friend of mine was in Toronto and happened to walk by a Chinese restaurant that made the 80s video game child inside me (e.g., me) very stupidly excited:

You think this was just a regular Chinese restaurant with a name that coincidentally referenced an old video game? Wait’ll you see the restaurant’s interior:

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Barack Obama announced his Economic team today, and I’ve got to admit, if anyone can pull of the miracle that this economy is gonna need, it is this amazing group of individuals:

Zeus

Matthew Lesko

Uncle Pennybags

The 1992 Olympic Dream Team

Scrooge McDuck’s Money Vault

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Beyonce is shooting a video for her song “Diva,” and I guess this is what a diva wears on her face to show the world that when it comes to seeing, she’s not messing around? It’s like a curtain. For your eyes. It keeps the flies out of your face. And the haters.

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More from the AMAs last night. 

After Kanye West wins Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album for his album ‘Graduation’ he gives a great speech. “I Wanna Be Elvis”…..

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The 2008 American Music Awards were last night, and it was suprisingly good.  Jimmy Kimmel was funny, Kanye West said strange things, and Chris Brown won more awards than anyone…basically what I expected.

Check out the New Kids on the Block performing….not so new anymore.

Here’s the New Kids’ performance from the ‘91 AMAs…vintage flag shirts!!

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If you watched “Grey’s Anatomy” last night, you probably heard this song….unless you were screaming at your boyfriend to turn down his X-Box….he’s so insensitive.

Anyway, I world premiered the new Fray song today on my show….I love the Fray.  They could not make a sound for 3:31, put it on a cd, and I’d buy it. Listen to their new song called “You Found Me” here.

http://www.box.net/shared/vtsli74nhj

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Today it was announced that Olympic World Record Swimmer Michael Phelps will become the latest spokesperson for Subway Sandwiches, “Where You Can Smell the Restaurants From a Mile Away.”

At first, I didn’t make the connection between Michael, possibly the best swimmer in history with  something as deliciously innoncent as a foot-long sandwich.

That is… until I actually saw the ad. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Phelps for Subway:

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Carson Daly took a shot at LFO during the sign off of Total Finale Live on Sunday night, saying that the show “launched the careers of so many artists like Britney, Christina, Eminem, Kid Rock…thank God not LFO. That could’ve been a problem.” 

I had to check with the record books, but I think that’s the first time Carson Daly has said something funny.  It only took him 12 years….good for Carson.

Anyway, Rich Cronin, lead singer of LFO shot back at Carson….on Facebook.

Oh that’s gangsta.

While we’re on the topic of LFO, you can now see them performing at Billy Jenkins birthday party on Saturday….punch and cake will be provided.

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