After watching the 5 minute music video for Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”, I’m convinced it was inspired by The Fifth Element and Saw V.  Comment below with your funniest caption for the video and be qualified to win a polar bear rug.

(Disclaimer: Polar bear rug is code for a 10 day supply of Smarties.)

A band I grew up pretending to like so girls in my class would think I’m hot listening to is pretty much breaking up.  Aerosmith has announced that Steven Tyler is leaving to pursue “other interests” and the band is looking for a new lead singer.

I suggest these guys.

Best part: the monologue and Hollywood Dish

Worst part: everything else

There are different techniques that guys use to attract women.  Some use humor.  Some try to impress. 

Some make a low budget rap video about taking them to the movies. 

The Office has to be one of, if not the funniest shows on tv right now.  Admitting that my boss Chase Murphy is 1/10th like Michael Scott would get me fired, so I’m not saying that…..anyway.

Check out the music video from some of the cast members’ new group, “Subtle Sexuality”.

Chris Brown is still doing community service for beating up his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, but has found time to put out some new music.   Watch “I Can Transform Ya” ft Lil Wayne…previously titled “I Can Transform (Ya Face)”.

People keep telling me that Adam Lambert is gay, but I refuse to believe it.  Where’s the proof?

Besides having an album cover that looks like Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”.

For your nostalgia records…a picture of a Trapper Keeper.