In less than a week, two women are rumored to have been “involved” with Tiger Woods…as I type this blog, there may be others to come out of the woodwork.  The world is captivated by this story because Tiger seemed to “have it all”.  Beautiful wife, two kids, all the money in the world.  Let this be a lesson that money doesn’t solve anything.  I hope Tiger realizes how many people he’s hurt (mostly his wife and family) and makes changes to his lifestyle. 

Btw, here’s the voicemail his girlfriend on the side saved.

Tiger Woods’ alleged affair has people speculating on what happened on Friday morning at 2:30am when Tiger crashed his Escalade into a tree after hitting a fire hydrant. His wife broke the back window of the car with a golf club (irony anyone?) and proceeded to drag her husband out of the car, “fearing for his safety”.

A Chinese news station took that information I just gave you, and turned it into a Sims episode.

Adam Lambert is sure to call foul and say Jim Henson discriminated against him from the grave, but this Muppets version of “Bohemian Rhapsody” is the gift that keeps on giving. Much like the “Jello of the Month” club.

If you read my blog, I am forever in your debt. That being said, anyone who supports PETA and their idiotic and bizzare tactics to try and prevent people from eating meat are udder (sorry) morons. This organization does nothing but equate eating a chicken sandwich to murdering a child. Sure, I feel bad when I’m stuck behind a truck full of cows and I have to see their sad faces. Meat is still delicious and provides nutrients to our bodies. Take a look at PETA’s Thanksgiving commercial, which ironically enough makes me want to buy more turkeys.

When meat comes flying out of the sky, it’s time to assess your diet. With that, I give you the funniest thing you’ll see all day: Paula Deen being hit with a ham.

Zach Galifinakis may be the funniest person that you’ve never heard of…he’s had roles in The Hangover and G-Force, and rocks one heck of a beard.  Here’s his fake talk show, “Between Two Ferns” with guests Andy Richter and Conan O’ Brien…hilarious.

New Moon comes out this week, and lost in the hysteria was the story of the “Cullen House” from Twilight.  Apparently the house used in the movie is now for sale….for $3.3 million.  It’s in Toronto and has been graced by the feet of one Robert Pattinson. 

If it impresses you at all, Gary Coleman once peed on my kitchen floor.  Check and mate, Cullen House.

I talked to Dianna Agron who plays pregnant cheerleader Quinn Fabray on Glee on my show yesterday and she called last night’s episode a “game changer”.  It certainly was, as a lot of sub-plots and emotions were on display.  Here’s the episode in case you missed it.