Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin is intelligent, tough, well spoken, and is the first woman VP nominee for the Republican party in it’s history.  That being said, her daughter doesn’t know that my new line of baby styling gel is now on sale for $2….you get 34 crates for free! (it hasn’t been tested or proven to work).

This year’s really flying by huh? It’s already back to school for everyone! Don’t forget to pack your lunches and snacks. I recommend fruit by the foot or peanut brittle…You just can’t go wrong with either one.

Be sure to keep checking out our weekly blogs and new videos on www.b937online.com as well. Due to new contract negotiations, I must now use quotes when using “Dino’s” name. He’s that guy, what can I say…

Don’t forget this Friday is our Verizon Wireless Last Chance Summer Dance Concert! Our line-up is nothing short of stellar! Check this…

Jesse McCartney, We The Kings, Shontelle, Bowling For Soup, Colby O’ Donis and newly added Secondhand Serenade!

This Friday the 5^{th at Clemson’s Little John Coliseum. Grab your tix on b937online.com}

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^{Just Joe}

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Watch the video of me explaining why I have facial hair from Kevin Jonas before you call the cops on me….

See! I'm not a total tool.....maybe....go to http://b937online.com/pages/2893553.php?contentType=4&contentId=2682450 and comment on what I should do with it!  Appreciate it….

If you haven’t noticed, B93.7 is throwing a concert this Friday night at Clemson’s Littlejohn Coliseum.  Jesse McCartney, We the Kings, Bowling For Soup, Colby O’ Donis, Secondhand Serenade, and Shontelle.  A pretty sweet lineup, isn’t it? Buy your tickets on this very website, and if you’re lucky, Bowling For Soup might sleep on your couch because they don’t have enough money for a hotel room.  Btw, they’ll steal your remote control if you don’t keep a close eye on it….

Here’s Jesse Mac singing “Buy U A Drank”. It’ll make your cat cry.

This blog needs another Michael Phelps entry like we need another lame knock-knock joke from Just Joe….I swear that kid got held back in elementary school.  I heard from his parents that they told him he was going to “Super Kindergarten”…..wow…..you can imagine how screwed up he is by now.

Anyway, you would think 8 gold medals would have made Michael Phelps want to show the world that America is more than McDonalds fries and idiot celebrites….I guess not…

I found this classic Bolton video on youtube and I had to share. Its from the early 90’s and one of MB’s finest pieces of work “I Said I Loved You…But I Lied”

Please take note of the running horses and fake fire…Oh and his manchest. Why aren’t videos like these made anymore?

With mullet in hand,

 Just Joe

Does the name Solange ring a bell? No, it’s not the new lotion at Bath and Body Works.  Cucumber Melon still reigns supreme.  Solange Knowles is the younger sister of Beyonce.  “Ah yes…”, you say before getting back to your much more important waffles.  Solange got pregnant when she was a teen and had a shotgun wedding as soon as it was legal to do so.

Being a mom is probably one of the hardest things in the universe, so you would think she would have taken all her anger out on the guy who impregnated her, but no….she still had some left over for a news reporter who was kind enough to act like she’s heard of Solange.

What an additude! What’s worse is that in her little music video she features pictures of her “hero”, Che Guevera, who was a “revolutionary” if you want to call him that.  He helped Fidel Castro overthrow Cuba, tried to overthrow the government in Bolivia, and murdered thousands of people in the process.  I would have picked Mr. Rogers or my grandma as a hero, but whatever.

Regardless of your personal opinion, nobody should vote or not vote for a candidate based on their race, religion, age, wealth, sex, or anything else.  The whole idea of democracy is that the citizens of a country elect officials to represent them in government and if that government doesn’t represent them properly, the citizens can and must elect new officials.  I don’t think the founding fathers forsaw the Chris Brown marketing campaign for Barack Obama.

This shirt isn’t figurative. If we don’t elect Obama, Chris Brown will come and kill every single one of us individually. With his sweet dance moves, most likely.

I love me some K-Ci and JoJo as much as the next person….their sappy song “Crazy” was my 8th grade Sadie Hawkins Dance theme….I was rejected that night…..but I digress.

K-Ci and JoJo were performing in Australia this weekend, having a great time singing “All My Life”, until JoJo collapses.   K-Ci and the security guards thought this was a new dance move or something, because they kept going about their business   of swooning the Aussie ladies.  They later blamed it on jet lag. 

 Seriously guys...the "jet lag" excuse has already been used by John Stamos when he went to Australia.  You disgust me Jesse Tanner.

If it’s ever been your desire to own something that P. Diddy has put his mouth on….here’s your chance!! Some lady at a Florida hotel claims that Mr. SeanJohn.com left his toothbrush there….and I’m sure Diddy hasn’t brushed his teeth in awhile since he has no toothbrush, hurry up and buy it for $999.00 on eBay!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Celebrity-Owned-Toothbrush-
used-by-P-Diddy-Sean-Combs_W0QQitemZ140259234217QQihZ004QQcategoryZ2312QQssPageName
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btw, if I see that you spent the money on this and didn’t buy any of my niece’s Girl Scout cookies….well I don’t like to make threats, but you’re not in my top friends anymore.