What to do with my neighbor’s rebate check…

If it’s ever been your desire to own something that P. Diddy has put his mouth on….here’s your chance!! Some lady at a Florida hotel claims that Mr. SeanJohn.com left his toothbrush there….and I’m sure Diddy hasn’t brushed his teeth in awhile since he has no toothbrush, hurry up and buy it for $999.00 on eBay!
btw, if I see that you spent the money on this and didn’t buy any of my niece’s Girl Scout cookies….well I don’t like to make threats, but you’re not in my top friends anymore.
Dino