Another conversation in the mind of Dino
Dino: Hey, you know what no one’s invented yet?
Dino’s Conscience: What’s that, amazingly cute Dino?
Dino: Edible Nike Hamburger Shoes.
Dino’s Conscience: Um… I guess you’re right. Those do not, in fact, exist.
Dino: I’m gonna invent them!
Dino’s Conscience: Why? Seems like a lot of work, and people will just see the picture on the internet once and be like “that’s cool, and a little weird” then totally forget about it.
Dino: Too late, the hamburger shoe wheels are in motion.
Dino