I found this classic Bolton video on youtube and I had to share. Its from the early 90’s and one of MB’s finest pieces of work “I Said I Loved You…But I Lied”

Please take note of the running horses and fake fire…Oh and his manchest. Why aren’t videos like these made anymore?

With mullet in hand,

 Just Joe

Does the name Solange ring a bell? No, it’s not the new lotion at Bath and Body Works.  Cucumber Melon still reigns supreme.  Solange Knowles is the younger sister of Beyonce.  “Ah yes…”, you say before getting back to your much more important waffles.  Solange got pregnant when she was a teen and had a shotgun wedding as soon as it was legal to do so.

Being a mom is probably one of the hardest things in the universe, so you would think she would have taken all her anger out on the guy who impregnated her, but no….she still had some left over for a news reporter who was kind enough to act like she’s heard of Solange.

What an additude! What’s worse is that in her little music video she features pictures of her “hero”, Che Guevera, who was a “revolutionary” if you want to call him that.  He helped Fidel Castro overthrow Cuba, tried to overthrow the government in Bolivia, and murdered thousands of people in the process.  I would have picked Mr. Rogers or my grandma as a hero, but whatever.

Dino

Regardless of your personal opinion, nobody should vote or not vote for a candidate based on their race, religion, age, wealth, sex, or anything else.  The whole idea of democracy is that the citizens of a country elect officials to represent them in government and if that government doesn’t represent them properly, the citizens can and must elect new officials.  I don’t think the founding fathers forsaw the Chris Brown marketing campaign for Barack Obama.

This shirt isn’t figurative. If we don’t elect Obama, Chris Brown will come and kill every single one of us individually. With his sweet dance moves, most likely.

Dino

I love me some K-Ci and JoJo as much as the next person….their sappy song “Crazy” was my 8th grade Sadie Hawkins Dance theme….I was rejected that night…..but I digress.

K-Ci and JoJo were performing in Australia this weekend, having a great time singing “All My Life”, until JoJo collapses.   K-Ci and the security guards thought this was a new dance move or something, because they kept going about their business   of swooning the Aussie ladies.  They later blamed it on jet lag. 

 Seriously guys...the "jet lag" excuse has already been used by John Stamos when he went to Australia.  You disgust me Jesse Tanner.

Dino

If it’s ever been your desire to own something that P. Diddy has put his mouth on….here’s your chance!! Some lady at a Florida hotel claims that Mr. SeanJohn.com left his toothbrush there….and I’m sure Diddy hasn’t brushed his teeth in awhile since he has no toothbrush, hurry up and buy it for $999.00 on eBay!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Celebrity-Owned-Toothbrush-
used-by-P-Diddy-Sean-Combs_W0QQitemZ140259234217QQihZ004QQcategoryZ2312QQssPageName
ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

btw, if I see that you spent the money on this and didn’t buy any of my niece’s Girl Scout cookies….well I don’t like to make threats, but you’re not in my top friends anymore.

Dino

After setting a world record with 8 gold medals, Michael Phelps decided to buy a condo in Chicago, or Chitown as I and only I call it…..it costs just under $2 million.

He’s also racking up the money by appearing on the box of Frosted Flakes cereal, which upset some people because star athletes usually go with Wheaties. Those same people are gonna be angry today, now that Phelps has agreed to get a tattoo of Crisco cooking oil on his chest.

Dino

I have no clue who Mike and Juliet are…super cool blog reader Caroline told me that they have their own TV show….big whoop, so did Tony Danza….anyway, I digress.  The Soup on E! showed this clip, and because I badly want Joel McHale to know my name and favorite places to watch the sunset, I present to you…

Dino

So who do you think is going to be on the cover of the next Sports Illustrated? No, not Tom Selleck….although his mustache is pretty athletic and versatile.

Michael Phelps, the American swimmer who won a record 8 gold medals in the Bejing Olympics is featured on the next S.I. cover. Here’s a sneak peak at a shirtless swimmer with 8 gold medals.

Tom Selleck was the inspiration for this blog.

Dino

I’ve never used an online dating service, and I don’t think I’ll ever start…..for some people, it works….here’s my spoof on the match.com webcams ads that are on myspace all the time.

Just Joe didn't do a spoof video...I'm pretty sure this is his actual webcam....they don't give refunds in case you were wondering....found that out the hard way.

Dino

This is harder than Where’s Waldo….can you figure out which is the real Jonas Brother and which is the wax one?

It’s a slow day in case you can’t figure it out….

Dino