There’s a number to save you when you’re out at the club, a blind date, or a family reunion.  It’s the B93.7 Rejection Line: 864.241.4378

This guy….Dmitri….apparently did not get the message that he got rejected.  Listen to both part I and II. It will make you want to change your name if it’s Dmitri.

You should probably change it anyway.

Dino

 So remember a couple days ago when I said I was getting rid of cable in exchange for a gym membership?

That really didn’t work out like I wanted….

You see, since we moved to our new house, I now get a bunch of extra channels and HBO w/the On Demand thing for $10 more a month.  Now I don’t have to rent movies….I started watching the John Adams miniseries w/Paul Giamatti.

That’s how I spent 5 hours of my 4th of July….but at least I was learning more about our country’s beginnings.  I had to stop watching to go to the fireworks in downtown Greenville.

Also, my leg was falling asleep after not moving for 5 hours.

Anyway, I’d highly reccomend watching John Adams…it makes you appreciate this amazing country that we live in.  I still have the last 2 parts to watch, and I’m giddy like a nerd.

In fact, I think I am a nerd.

Dino

Even though I’m the fatty, my wife and I have decided to get rid of our $52/month cable bill and spend that on a gym membership.  Great idea, right? They do have TV at the gym, but the lazy part of my mind is coming up with some pretty good excuses not to go.

 Me: I need to lose weight so my stomach doesn’t jiggle when I brush my teeth.

My mind: Scrubs is on.

Me: I’ve already seen this episode.

My mind: Shut up and watch TV chubby.

Me: Ok.

Dino

Happy 4th! It’s just joe. While you’re out and enjoying the day off, I’ll be packing my sandals and heading up to worcester, mass for a few days to hang with the fam. I invited dino, but he says he’d rather drown in Lake Hartwell then to vacation with me…

Any who, enjoy your long weekend and be safe! I leave you with 3 easy tips for you to enjoy celebrating our country’s independence:

1.  Don’t hold any bottle rockets while lighting

2.  Share the wine coolers with aunt paula. the woman likes to drink..

3.  SPF 40. don’t be a hero by just using oil. your peeling skin will thank you.   

Cheers!

Not only does Youtube house the magnificent and sometimes life-altering “Dino and Just Joe’s Home Videos”, but it also gives us the Muppets wishing you a happy 4th of July.

 You know the Internet is a “big deal” when the Muppets make a video for it.

Dino

I actually get 4th of July off from work….nice.  To lessen the blow of you having to work on the 4th, I give you an animal dressed in human clothes….I guess people get a kick out of that.

 Hopefully you don’t have to work and can go enjoy some fireworks or ferrett on a stick or something.  My wife and I just moved to a new house from our dingy 1 bedroom apartment…we now have a 3 bedroom with hardwood floors, except Isaiah’s room, which is carpet.  The only drawback is that we have to buy our own appliances, b/c it didn’t come with a fridge, stove, washer/dryer, etc….hello garage sales!

Next week I’m giving away tickets to see Maroon 5 in Charlotte!! Sara Bareilles (the “Love Song” girl), and the Counting Crows (the “Mr. Jones” guys from 15 years ago) are opening for M5, so that should be a pretty sweet concert….listen to B93.7 between 6 and 10 every night to win….or maybe I’ll just give the tickets to someone who was able to sit through Hancock without thinking they made the biggest mistake of their life.

Dino