If you watched the latest Bachelorette season where Deanna picked the rad, Matthew McConaughey-like snowboarder Jesse….this might wreck your day.

I don’t wish bad things on people, but the Bachelor/Bachelorette finalists don’t seem to have the greatest of track records when it comes to what they call “love”….(TV producers call it “ratings”).

Allegedly Jesse had a girlfriend when he went on the show and the brilliant thinking behind it was that Jesse wanted to be a star.  My wife already made a t-shirt with his face on it….ok, it hasn’t gotten that far, but she’s a fan.

When Jesse got deeper into the show and was in the top 3, he supposedly broke up with his real life girlfriend by text. 

Deanna is the victim here, but she was all ga-ga during the finale, saying “We’re soooo in love…we’re getting married”. Big suprise. 

Deanna-if you need a good divorce lawyer in a couple months and ABC won’t pay for it,  I know a guy who got me a settlement when I chipped a tooth at the county fair’s gravel eating contest.

Plus, I got a pretty cool “You’re #1″ trophy.  They don’t give those out to just anyone.

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