If only the treadmill tasted like Cool Ranch Doritos…

 

Even though I’m the fatty, my wife and I have decided to get rid of our $52/month cable bill and spend that on a gym membership.  Great idea, right? They do have TV at the gym, but the lazy part of my mind is coming up with some pretty good excuses not to go.

 Me: I need to lose weight so my stomach doesn’t jiggle when I brush my teeth.

My mind: Scrubs is on.

Me: I’ve already seen this episode.

My mind: Shut up and watch TV chubby.

Me: Ok.

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